Create Your Own Democrat Blog Post!

So Easy, You Don’t Need a Brain (But It Helps)

First, you write

REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE (or officeholder) PICKS WINGS OFF FLIES in BIG BOLD FONT

Make sure you use a PROFANITY or two or six.

Next, cite an anonymous e-mail source, preferably in italics.

Express sympathy for POOR, HURT DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE.

Forget to bring camera when photographic evidence would be easy to procure. Ironic when you are the type to stake a reputation on a “Macaca moment.”

Remember not to be caught in the hypocrisy of accusing the Republican candidate of something false, but making excuses for a Democratic Congressman’s unethical and bigoted behavior.

UPDATE 1: Upon further investigation, nothing was there. Witness directly disputes your account. Do not strikeout anything in the original blog post entry.

UPDATE 2: Find another irrelevant way to spin story for Democratic candidate.

UPDATE 3: Juxtapose any false discussion of illegal or unethical behavior with another post praising Hillary Clinton.

UPDATE 4: You find the laws you were trying to cite are also not relevant, are vague, and are certainly misinterpreted by you.

UPDATE 5: Encourage hateful comments by friends.

UPDATE 6: Join Joey for a healthy snack.

UPDATE 7: Threaten the family or employment of any conservative blogger who makes fun of you.