In response to complaints by the Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR) concerning treatment of imams on a US Airways flight in Minneapolis, CAIR is planning to form a new airline to be called “Air CAIR.” The airline will offer modern flight conveniences in a manner not to be considered offensive to Muslims or their advocates. Features include:
- In flight prayers five times a day
- Portable rugs at ticket counters to be used for pray-in protests at other airlines
- Lots of extra seat belt straps
- No Federal air marshals
- Free Michael Moore movies or pay-per-view beheading and dismemberment videos
- Halal food
- Flight attendants who wear stylish black burqas
- Quran readings before takeoff
- Free hair styling for passengers from Great Britain, Australia, New Zealand, or other “H-deprived” countries
- Guaranteed no pigs, monkeys, or Jews (er, Zionists) on flights
Initial service is expected to start between Detroit, Paris, and Damascus.
