“From Bush to Bushy”
Russian President Dmitry Medvedev today acknowledged that Russia had complied with former Illinois State Senator Barack Hussein Obama Jr. Soetoro’s request that Russia cease military operations against the Republic of Georgia. “We were not going to listen to this Obama,” said Medvedev. But then just like this we see Tim Kaine with those Brezhnev eyebrows, and we knew that Obama meant business. They understand that what is ours is ours, and what is theirs is negotiable.” 
Virginia Governor Tim Kaine’s increased prospects as a potential Vice Presidential candidate certainly has raised eyebrows, so to speak. Rumor has it that one reason the Russians agreed to listen to Obama is that Kaine secretly promised Virginia road money to Russia. “Kaine is still working on a transportation plan despite the failure of the recent special session,” said a source that refused to be identified. “He is very sure that State Senate Democrats will agree to send Virginia tax dollars to Russia for their roads so Democrats will have another excuse to propose tax hikes.”
The McCain campaign was quick to respond to Kaine’s sudden prominence. “If the Obama campaign thinks that this is real foreign policy, they had better ‘trim’ their expectations,” said a statement from the campaign. “Clearly, it is all style over substance with a bunch of ‘hair’-brained schemes. Obama and Kaine would be truly lost if they were in the 'thick' of it.”
The Obama campaign dismissed Republican criticism. “Anyone could have predicted the arched lines of their ‘lowbrow’ expectations,” said the Obama campaign. “Kaine brings a message of ‘raised’ hope a lot more than anyone could have foreseen. On foreign policy, we Democrats have a 'ridge' that is 'supraorbital.' This country is going from Bush to bushy!”
Russian President Dmitry Medvedev today acknowledged that Russia had complied with Virginia Governor Tim Kaine’s increased prospects as a potential Vice Presidential candidate certainly has raised eyebrows, so to speak. Rumor has it that one reason the Russians agreed to listen to Obama is that Kaine secretly promised Virginia road money to Russia. “Kaine is still working on a transportation plan despite the failure of the recent special session,” said a source that refused to be identified. “He is very sure that State Senate Democrats will agree to send Virginia tax dollars to Russia for their roads so Democrats will have another excuse to propose tax hikes.”
The McCain campaign was quick to respond to Kaine’s sudden prominence. “If the Obama campaign thinks that this is real foreign policy, they had better ‘trim’ their expectations,” said a statement from the campaign. “Clearly, it is all style over substance with a bunch of ‘hair’-brained schemes. Obama and Kaine would be truly lost if they were in the 'thick' of it.”
The Obama campaign dismissed Republican criticism. “Anyone could have predicted the arched lines of their ‘lowbrow’ expectations,” said the Obama campaign. “Kaine brings a message of ‘raised’ hope a lot more than anyone could have foreseen. On foreign policy, we Democrats have a 'ridge' that is 'supraorbital.' This country is going from Bush to bushy!”
