The Democrats initiated their new military strategy for ending the war in Iraq today with the roll-out their first new weapon. It was named it in honor of the new House Majority Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, who is leading the way for effective change in government. Al Gore championed the effort claiming it a victory for both our military and the environment due to anticipated reduction in global warming and dependency on foreign oil. Sources quoted Mr. Gore as stating "This is the most important technological advancement since I invented the Internet."
